Shower with Your Neighbor Day…

…may just be the solution. Not according to these fanatics!

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The Times
September 28, 2009
Sheera Frenkel in Pisgat Ze’ev

It’s past 10pm, but work has just begun for the group of vigilantes in a small white hatchback patrolling the streets of Pisgat Ze’ev — a Jewish settlement on the outskirts of east Jerusalem.

As the car crawls through the nearly empty streets, the men peer out at couples. They say they are experts at spotting those that don’t “match”.

“Stop, right there. Stop the car. Is he an Arab? That dark guy . . . If they are both Jewish, keep the car moving!” yells out ‘David’, a 31-year-old Jewish settler who does not use his real name.

For more than a decade, David has considered it his unofficial job to patrol the streets looking for mixed Arab-Jewish couples. “We are protecting the Jewish people, our traditions, our heritage. Some people just get mixed up. We talk to them, explain why it’s important for Jews to be with Jews,” he said.

His group, which works with police, goes by several names, including Fire for Judaism, is composed of up to 45 men and funded by private donations. Members say they are fighting a “growing epidemic” of Arab-Jewish dating and spend as many hours as they can on patrol.

Similar groups have formed across the country, including in the southern Negev city of Beersheba, and northern port of Haifa. In Petah Tikva, a blue-collar city in the centre of Israel, the municipality has formed a unit to discourage Arab-Jewish relationships.

In Pisgat Ze’ev, the growing number of Arab-Jewish couples is seen as the result of more Jewish settlements in Arab east Jerusalem.

“The problem is always with Jewish girls dating Arab men. The Arab guy comes and buys them things, treats them well. They fall for it. They can’t see what they are doing,” says David.

Sarah, who asked not to use her real name, said it is men like David who are the problem, not her Arab boyfriend, Zadar. “I’m not stupid, or gullible or looking for trouble. I’m a Jewish girl who happened to meet a guy I like, who happens to be Arab. It’s my business. We have to go other places to go on dates, places where these guys won’t find us,” she said.

In Petah Tikva, municipal workers said they only sought out under-age Arab-Jewish couples when asked to intervene by parents. “This is not a racist thing. Statistically, these girls wind up in trouble. We try to step in before real harm can be done by talking to the teens, making social workers available to them. We never use force,” a spokesman said.

David says that he too, will not use force but on a recent night out, it became clear that he was prepared to do just about anything else. At the start of his patrol he caught sight of a “known problem couple”. It was a young woman, stepping into a vehicle that he said was full of Arab men.

A car chase ensued through the windy mountain roads before the vehicle got away. David took down a licence plate number and called in the incident to the police. “I am doing this for her own good. She doesn’t know what she is getting into. It’s not like these guys are offering her a future.”

Another article by Jonathan Cook on the same subject.

Too Cool, I mean Arab for School

This is the kind of racist bullshit that makes Israel’s status as the only “democracy” in the Middle East a joke!!!

ISRAELI COLLEGE CANCELS ACADEMIC OFFERING DUE TO TOO MANY ARAB ENROLLEES
Tikun Olam
Richard Silverstein

During the recent controversy regarding Neve Gordon’s L.A. Times op-ed supporting the BDS movement, one of the arguments offered by Israeli academic opponents was that a boycott would harm precisely those institutions within Israel doing the most on behalf of tolerance and co-existence between Jews and Arabs.  The following story will certainly give the lie to that argument.

Carmel closes academic program for too many Arab enrollees

Carmel closes academic program: too many Arab enrollees

This year, a new private Israeli academic institution launched, the Carmel Academic Center.  Among its offerings within the department of business administration was an accountancy concentration.  But one week before classes began, the school cancelled it.  Why?  Too many Arabs.  That’s right.  Only three Jews registered and the rest were Israeli Palestinians.  Not wanting to develop a reputation for being in bed with Arab lovers, the entrepreneur who founded the school pulled the plug. Here are some internal conversations published by the Alternative Information Center.  Israeli Channel 2 broke the original story:

READ MORE HERE

Google Palestine is NOT the bomb

Coincidence, poor decision making or just plan stupidity? You decide.
Well, at least they are acknowledging Palestine ;)
Read the article below.

That Google Bomb Electromagnet Doodle Might Not Go Over So Well On Google Palestine. Wait, There’s a Google Palestine?
by Erick Schonfeld on August 14, 2009
Tech Crunch

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The doodle for today’s Google logo might give a new meaning to the term “Google bomb.” While it is not actually a drawing of a bomb—it is an electromagnet in celebration of the birth of its inventor Hans Christian Ørsted—a lot of people might mistake it for a bomb. It has a wire and a clock timer (Update that’s actually a compass) and that magnet kind of looks like a stick of dynamite.

For most of the world, it is just another quirky Google doodle. But for people in Palestine, it might just seem in poor taste. Especially since this is one of the first things they are seeing on the new Google Palestine domain. Yes, there is now a separate domain for Google Palestine, it just launched yesterday. Welcome, Palestine!

Yeah, Google might want to try for a different doodle there.

SF Show Runs for 6 weeks!

“I HEART HAMAS” opens this September in SF for a 6 week run with the support of our presenting partner the Off-Market Theaters!!!

The newest version, what I like to call 3.0, contains tons of new material. So if you’ve seen it already, you’ll be pleasantly surprised. And if you haven’t, you’re in for a treat!

WHEN:
EVERY Thursday and Saturday at 8pm
September 17-October 24

WHERE:
Off-Market Theaters
965 Misson St. Suite 205 2nd floor
SF, CA 94103

BUY TIX HERE

SAVE THE DATE for our big Sneak Peek & Launch party!
Thursday, September 10th
Space Gallery
1141 Polk Street
SF, CA 94109

Free Ticket Giveways! Food! Music! Drink Specials!
It’s a fundraiser for the show! More details coming next week.

Speaking of zoos in Palestine…

This book sounds awesome.

The Zoo on the Road to Nablus
From Publishers Weekly
This engaging and deftly told book shines a light on a lesser-known victim of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict: Palestine’s last zoo, located in battle-ravaged Qalqilya, surrounded by Israel. British journalist Thomas recounts a year and a half in the life of the zoo, following zoo veterinarian Dr. Sami Khader’s dogged—often futile—attempts to transform a neglected menagerie into an institution of international caliber.

Smuggling Zebras through the Gaza Tunnels

This story is so f***in’ wierd, and sad. Painting donkeys to look like zebras?! Smuggling animals through tunnels? Oh my.

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The only zebra in Gaza.
By Sharon Weinberger
Slate.com
Thursday, July 23, 2009

GAZA—Something didn’t quite look right about the zebra, but it was hard to say exactly what. Of the several ramshackle zoos in Gaza, Marah, located not far from the Bureij refugee camp, is by far the cheeriest: The animals are lively, the enclosures clean, and children gather around the cage of a resting lion.

Then again, the competition is hardly stiff: The zoo in Rafah features dead animals left to rot in their cages; another animal park, situated in a densely populated neighborhood in Bureij, recently shut down amid financial difficulties (and after neighbors complained of the smell). A third, also in Bureij, is so short of funds that a fox is kept in a grocery cart with a board over the top.

Yet Marah, with its broken-down bumper cars and a pit filled with sadly deflated balls, had its own not-quite-right feel—particularly the zebra. Standing near the back of its cage, facing away from the spectators, the animal kept its head tucked down.

“It’s really a painted donkey,” admitted Mahmud Berghat, the director of Marah, when asked about the creature. Making a fake zebra isn’t easy—henna didn’t work and wood paint was deemed inhumane, so they finally settled on human hair dye. “We cut its hair short and then painted the stripes,” Berghat explained behind the closed door of his office.

Read more here

Palestinians set record for World’s Largest Dessert! Huh?

When was the last time you heard news that included the words “Palestinian”, “world record” and “pastry” in the same sentence? Yes, my peeps have done it. We hold the record for the world’s largest dessert: a 234 feet long, 1540 lb tray of kunafa.

For the uninformed, kunafa is not only now the biggest (literally) but also the best dessert in the world. Take my word for it. Or better yet, the next time we hang, I’ll treat you to some.

Yes, I know $15,000 could have built schools, and supplied medicine Blahblahblah, but every once in a while it’s nice to hear that Palestinians are participating in the absurd and nonsensical joys in life as well. I wish someone had invited me. Check out these photos! Click for larger view.
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